Touch of Frost - Jennifer Estep UGH!



Could this book be any more dumber? I don't think so.

This book(I forgot the name of the title*looks up*)-Touch of Frost should be called Touch of Harry freaking Potter. And it's not a light touch,more like a I'll-push-you-down-the-stairs-J-K-Rowling-while-stealing-your-ideas kind of touch.






I won't explain what this book is about(you have a blurb for that) but I will tell you all the crap that annoyed the shit out of me. LOL this sentence. I can't even...

1. We have Hagrid in a form of a gypsy grandmother. The gypsy girl(I forgot her name)even has to leave the academy to go and see the old hag.
2. The word GYPSY was used on almost every page,which was...annoying. We get it. She has a GYPSY gift,a GYPSY grandma,She is a GYPSY,everyone calls her GYPSY girl. See what I had to put up with,Gypsy?
3. Three kids fighting for the salvation of all mankind. Sounds like something I've read before...
4. A talking sword,well this one is slightly different. In HP we have a talking hat. But we also have a sword there...
5. A bad guy called Loki. Why,oh,why would you use Loki's name like that? Whenever I hear someone say Loki I think of the guy in THOR. So,the bad guy is like lost in the underworld or something like that and...wait for it...he can be brought to life with seven ancient artifacts. Voldemort much?
6. A vise,old teacher who was also taught the girl's mother. Hmmm...
7. The romance was so bad. I mean there was this scene at the end like I really like you. -I like you too. But you are like WTF? I can't see it. Why do you people like each other? And get this,the guy(forgot his name too,sorry)kisses some other chick right in front of this Gypsy girl. Oh,snap!